Laughter is the Antidote to Brexit

Laughter is the Antidote to Brexit

Steve Blakeman 10/02/2019 5
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The Poke have decided that Brexit is such a "depressing sh*tshow" that we all need cheering up on such a cold and frosty Sunday evening. So what better than some classic Tommy Cooper one liners to put a smile on your face? Well, it worked for me.

  • A policeman knocked on my door last week and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even own bikes.
  • I just found out I am colourblind. The news came completely out of the green.
  • Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
  • I said to the gym instructor: ‘Can you teach me to do the splits?’ He said: ‘How flexible are you?’ I said: ‘I can’t make Tuesdays’.
  • It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
  • I told my psychiatrist that I might be a kleptomaniac. He gave me tablets and said, "if you're no better in a week bring me a colour TV".
  • I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.

So how do you forget about Brexit? As Tommy would say "just like that"...

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  • Mark Slater

    Brexit is a bummer, an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a Spanish bar. The Englishman wanted to leave so they all had to go and he called that "democracy".

  • Peter Jones

    Does anybody knows when the UK will reapply for EU membership?

  • Bethany Brooks

    Our country is messed up !!

  • Jai Setright

    I heard the Pound is losing so much value that they're changing the name to the Ounce.

  • Owen McCallum

    Haha this is the funniest thing i've seen in a while

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Steve Blakeman

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Steve is the #1 LinkedIn Global Top Voice 2017 - Management & Workplace. He is the Managing Director - Global Accounts for OMD based in London / Paris leading Groupe Renault. Prior to this role, he was CEO for OMD in Asia for 4 years based in Singapore. At OMD, he increased billings by +60% to over US$ 5bn and won 1000+ industry awards including agency network wins at the Cannes Lions (2013) and Festival of Media Asia (2013). He was named by LinkedIn as a 'Top 10 Writer' for 3 consecutive years (15/16/17). His first book 'How to be a Top 10 Writer on LinkedIn' is a Best Seller on Amazon and his 2nd book is due out in 2018. Steve holds a Bachelor in Psychology from Liverpool University. 

   

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